I visited the site to look for something viscous to keep the dogs away from me on the beach and there was furk arl, no animals at all, not even a Liger...It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic...
I could do with something to keep the hairy, yapping little shit droppers away from me on the beach. A German Sheppard went for me the other week, it nearly got a door in the face. Loads of yappy little shitbags bother me and then to top it off on Monday an Irish Wolfhound came swimming out to eat me before I even got back to the beach. Let me make something clear, these were not waggy tailed, inquisitive little happy faced pooch's. The dogs in this country run fuckin wild, the owners don't have a clue. The next time I get bothered I'm going to taser the owner. In the face.
Hang on, Taser, water...I havent thought that one through have I?
And that board bag's tinchie, i'd never get the door in that
All the gear, no idea.
