It would be pandemonium…birds flying round in circles scratching there heads saying “I’m sure I came here last year for my hols but that “idiot” on the water flying the kite is making me so disorientated, I'm just not sure anymore and he’s flying a foil…the cu*t!
And as for the young kids flying 1 line kites in the shape of eagles, "stunt" octopus or giant footballs (these kites are for the hard core only and were very popular in the early days back in Maui before "C" kites were invented) and as for dog walkers, well I can’t begin to describe the carnage.
If only I was building a new housing development or road network, or I was a fast moving, noisy, highly polluting aircraft, ship or non stop road traffic then I would feel safe in the knowledge that I wouldn’t be affecting the winter holidays of Mr Dickie Bord and his mates…fu*k me I don’t even want to go to Budle…I just don’t like to be told that I Can’t!!! and I don't understand the argument


