We understand your plight and will be spending time at prayer with copious geneflection at hagars our local house of worship to smite this pestilance known as a 'gentle breeze' mentioned in the book of Beafont.
Think of us brothers and sisters as we scourge and purge ourselves with the devils brew AKA Darwins lkiller bee (6% alc) and peanuts in an effort to raise copious wind
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If our prayers are successfull the multitude will rejoice in his gud and fruitful wind.
Yup Bro' Dan, yer right I do talk a load of fek'n tosh. Fingers crossed the wind picks up m8!
